Witty Christmas Quotes

Christmas is the most wanted season of the year, So we wish you happy and funny holidays! Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart. Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. On this 25th of December 2016 on this occasion of Christmas shower your loved ones with the wishes and show that you care and you have not forgotten them, spread the joy across the globe and let all experience the pleasure of your love.

We have collected the most beautiful and cherished Christmas quotes and wishes for your all your near and dear one, I am sure you will find the warmest of Christmas quote, wishes, messages and greetings for your loving kids, friends and family, your dear girlfriend/boyfriend, respected teachers, colleagues or your business partners. Send them your Merry Christmas regards via email, SMS or text, message in whats app or FB, whatever you prefer but do send them your greetings.

Witty Christmas Quotes

Christmas Witty Quotes

Christmas Witty Quotes

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
~ Larry Wilde

Merry Christmas Quotes Witty

Merry Christmas Quotes Witty

Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
~ Kin Hubbard

Merry Christmas Quotes

Merry Christmas Quotes

Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas.
They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.”
~ Lenore Hershey

Witty Christmas Quote

Witty Christmas Quote

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season,
a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way,
by going to the mall of his choice.
~ Dave Barry

Witty Christmas Quotes

Witty Christmas Quotes

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time.
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
~ G.K. Chesterton

Witty Christmas Socks Quote

Witty Christmas Socks Quote

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:
the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
~ Burton Hillis

Witty Merry Christmas Quote

Witty Merry Christmas Quote

From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
~ Emily Matthews

Witty Merry Xmas Quote

Witty Merry Xmas Quote

Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time
with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts
is that we don’t quite know how to put our love into words.
~ Harlan Miller

Witty Quote Of Merry Christmas

Witty Quote Of Merry Christmas

When we recall Christmas past
we usually find that the simplest things,
not the great occasions,
give off the greatest glow of happiness.”
~ Bob Hope

Witty Xmas Quote

Witty Xmas Quote

Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.”
~ Oren Arnold

I hope that these Witty Christmas Quotes and humorous Christmas quotes bring a smile to your face like they did to mine! There are some very funny Christmas card sayings out there that on second thoughts reveal a dim view of human nature.

Funny as they might be, they didn’t make it onto my best Christmas quotes list. You might call this the optimists-only list 🙂

Leave a Reply