With the holiday season comes more stressful deadlines than a high-school senior applying for college. You have the gifts to buy, the tree to trim, the Elf to hide on the Shelf, and then there’s the Christmas card. But you can add some joy in this stressfull atmosphere by going through this article because here we Funny Things To Write In Christmas Cards. While sending out a million Christmas cards, all of us at some point do experience a writer’s block. The holiday season brings a wonderful and splendid atmosphere that sometimes helps in writing messages to family and friends. However, there have been times when penning down your thoughts can seem like an uphill task.
Funny Things To Write In Christmas Cards
Hope your Christmas is the “M” word (Merry)!!!
If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack,
then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you.
Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!
Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, Until the credit card bills arrive.
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
Christmas is for children. But it is for grownups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
Dear Lord, I’ve been asked, nay commanded, to thank thee for the Christmas turkey before us… a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird… a social being… capable of actual affection… nuzzling its young with almost human – like compassion. Anyway, it’s dead and we’re gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family…
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Once again a Merry Christams!